Monday, 11 June 2007

Monday, 14 May 2007

A Readers Letter

My Dear Terry Boys,
My wee maw is eighty-three and is terrified to leave her home, following conman Salmond's
false victory. Crowds of bloodthirsty gnats roam the street baying for Labour blood and her pension is gone after the gnats wrecked the formerly booming economy after only two hours in office. I know Labour will do their best to help us against the menace of the teuchter gnat race against our proud North British Labour Socialist identity but what if it is too late.

The peril is that our good North British, Socialist, Labour voting country will be swamped by evil haggis munching teuchters who have no sympathy with good North British Labour Socialist history. No decent home in Scotland will allow the colour yellow into their homes for fear it attracts gnats.

I have organised a mass book burning of all 'scottish' (scotpish more like-ed) literature, especially that gnat Burns who stole all his best lines from Tiswas, in an effort to destroy the gnat menace but I want you to know I am willing to lay down my life to stop people disagreeing with Labour. This "democracy" is all very well but if people cannot see what is best for them then we in the Labour party must use force.

NO SURRENDER!

Your humble servant

Mr Karl "Mad Dug" Marx

P.S My youngest has just pooed on a picture of Margaret Thatcher and stuck it to the kitchen window, so we don't need to worry about a Tory attack for a while.

Sunday, 13 May 2007

Sturgeon the Surgeon-A WARNING!

An artist's impression of Sturgeon's ' dong lust'



Loyal Labour men in North Britain are being warned to hold onto to their meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Details have emerged that Gnat bitch Sturgeon is just crazy for severed Labour boaby. Nicolas lust for Labour 'you know whats' has been a closely guarded Gnat secret-until now! I can exclusively reveal that Sturgeon is not even human but is a sinister creature from the planet tartan that must consume three freshly gnashed Labour manhoods a day in order to survive. In fact electoral experts estimate it was Nicola's last minute frenzied willie gnashing that won it for the Gnats as emasculated Labour voters were left pissing through straws in the run up to the election. Sources close to Douglas Alexander say that he was forced to cock up the the elections or face the loss of his 12" whopper at the jaws of Sturgeon.

This news has increased fears that the mighty Kelly dong is in danger! The people of Renfrewshire have long been impressed with the size and girth of the Kelly beast. Who can forget the wonderful occasion when the mighty Councillor Kelly returned from a call of nature with his fly down. Men, women, children and animals alike were amazed at Terry's mighty red lady pleaser. It is rumoured that Sturgeon has become increasingly hard to satisfy and demanded conman Salmond bring her the famous Kelly member in return for her continued loyalty.

Last night Terry Kelly said "When you have the biggest cock in Renfrewshire you expect a bit of jealousy. Only this week that idiot thug "Right for Scotland" ran up the road crying as I made the public aware of my 15,000 ft and growing, swinging, big dick and laughed at his teeny half incher but Sturgeon's snap happy teeth mark a new low -even for the Gnats. I am confident that it won't be schlong until the public see that Gnats for the sick, parochial boaby biters they are and restore the glorious Labour party to their rightful place."

No one from the Scumbag Nazi Party was available for comment.


Saturday, 12 May 2007

TORIES LIE DOWN

We�ll fight to the last in
the honest old cause
And guard our Party, our
freedom and laws.
We'll fight for our Party, our
Terry and this town,
And make all the traitors and
tories lie down.

NO SURRENDER!
FUCK THE GNATS!

NO BETTER THAN A COMMON PROSTITUTE


Terry Kelly has sensationally exposed this "lady" as been no better than a common prostitute after she got into bed with the ENTIRE RENFREWSHIRE SNP MOB. Previosly this whore had offered herself to THE ENTIRE LABOUR GROUP but set her prices too high for LOrd tErrY.

HERE ARE THE SACRED WORDS OF OUR LEADER TERRY

"leader Cllr. Eileen McCartin has now been bought and paid for, the Lib. Dems. remind me of the great comedy actress Margaret DuMont, she was asked if she would bestow a kiss on Groucho Marx for money, her outraged reply was "what kind of woman do you think I am" to which Groucho replied " we've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're haggling about your price"

THIS SICKENING BEHAVIOUR WAS PREDICTED IN THE BOOK OF REVALATIONS SAYS THE REV DR TERRY PAISLEY!!!!

"the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: with whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of Renfrewshire have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication." (Rev. 17:1-2 KJV)

What this tells us that the SNP FREELY CONSORT WITH WHORES!!!!!!!!! OUR WUMMEN ARE NOT SAFE!!!!! SALMOND IS A HOORMAISTER!!!!!!!

Our Terry and a Burd



"Say big boy is that a small African nation down the front of your trousers or are you just pleased to see me"

THE ANTI CHRIST



LOOK AT HIM REVEL IN HIS SICK OUTDATED 'SCOTTISH CULTURE'. WE ARE NORTH BRITISH AND WE WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER SURRENDER.

Our Fallen Martyr Rayleen Kelly

Rayleen Kelly- Stabbed in the back by 'hoggist' traitor Jim Sharkey and the Renfrewshire voters.

WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE.
WE SAY NO SURRENDER
TO ANTI LABOUR VOTES
SHARKEY IS NO LABOUR MAN
WE WILL EXPOSE HIM FOR THE
TRAITOR HE IS THROUGH OUR
WORK IN THE NEWLY FORMED
KELLY LOYALIST VOLUNTEER FORCE.


THE DRAWERS- FUCK THE GNATS!

For its here I am a Labour man, just come across the sea
For singing and for dancing, I hope that I'll please thee,
I can sing or dance with any man
As I did in days of yore
And its in the morn I long to wear the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS

Chorus

They're old but they are beautiful. They're colours they are fine
They was worn by Terry, Rayleen, and the Lads
Our Terry wore them as a youth in the bygone days of yore
And its in the morn I long to wear, the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS!

For it's now I'm going to leave you, good luck to you I'll say
And when I'm on the ocean deep, I hope for me you'll pray
I'm going to my native land, to a place they call Labour
Where in the morn I long to wear the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS!

Chorus

Whenever I come back again my brethren here to see
I hope to find old Labour style, they will always welcome me
My favourite tune's "Tony's Theme", but to please me more and more
And make my Labour heart full glad with the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS!

Chorus


News Just In- NO SURRENDER!

A major security operation was being mounted at Renfrewshire City Council today to ensure no repeat of the violence of previous years when the Labour group clashed with the will of the electorate.

Labour members from all over Scotland were arriving at the council this morning and attempting to march back into control of Renfrewshire - despite a nationalist and lib dem coalition taking control of the council.

However, they were due to find their way blocked, the other parties believe in some sort of democracy and following votes by members of the public, Labour have been cast out of office.

Large numbers of troops with heavy equipment worked throughout yesterday to make sure any attempt by Labour Party members to reach the flash point of the council chamber was blocked.

The heavy barrier traditionally used to block the road below the council was in place early today.

Fences of razor wire also stretched across the fields to ensure Terry Kelly couldn't get around the main steel barriers.


Police have vowed to provide as low key a presence while the Renfrewshire Labour group struggle to understand what has happened. Initially supportive of democracy, when they thought the results would be as expected, the party has now launched an internal inquiry to establish just why the public have defied their orders.

Assistant Chief Constable Stephen White, in charge of the operation, said: “I intend to police this year’s event with as light a touch a possible, but if we have to stop people, we’ll do it in proportion to the numbers of people there and the threat which is posed, personally I'm shitting myself at the thought of the 'Barn Door Kellys' sitting on me. Last time round the Labour group used Rayleen as a battering ram, killing six officers in the process. As ever our thoughts are with their families at this terrible time”

An army spokesman said soldiers would also be maintaining a low-profile presence. However, he insisted more troops were stationed nearby if required to fend of the Kellys.

Violence has flared at the elections ever since the full implications of free elections became clear to the Renfrewshire Labour group. On election night trained negotiators were called to the home of Terry Kelly as he took to the roof screaming obscenities about First Minister Alex Salmond and his wife.

Terry Kelly has been banned from talking in the council chamber sinceMay 3rd 2007 because of the objections of his Labour colleagues who regard him as a liability, a move which has sparked Kellyist violence across Renfrewshire.

The authorities were criticised last year after scaled down security measures strained to cope with the wrath of Terry.

An army spokesman said the main barrier across the road today was smaller than that seen in earlier years, but harder to digest than the one which was eaten by Rayleen on election night.


Hopes were raised this year that an end to the Labour dictatorship may be in sight.

VOTE LABOUR!

NO SURRENDER!


Follow Follow We Will Follow Terry

Though The Streets Be Broad Or Narrow
Then Follow We Will, Follow We Will,Follow We Will
Though The Streets Be Broad Or Narrow
Then Follow We Will,
We Will Follow In The Footsteps Of Our Tel
(God Bless him!)

Follow Follow We Will Follow Labour
Everywhere, Anywhere We Will Follow On
Dundee, Hamilton, even up to Aberdeen
Should They Go To Dublin We Will Follow On
For There's Not A Party Like The Renfrew Labour
No Not One, And There Never Shall Be One

Cnats Know All About Their Troubles
We Will Fight Till The Day Is Done
For There's Not A Team Like The Renfrew Labour
No Not One, And There Never Shall Be One

Follow Follow We Will Follow Labour
Everywhere, Anywhere We Will Follow On
Dundee, Hamilton, even up to Aberdeen
Should They Go To Dublin We Will Follow On

Songs From The Struggle.

We Are Labour
Super Labour
No One likes Us
We Dont Care
We hate Gnats
Tory Bastards
We'll Chase Them Anywhere

They Hate Our Freedom

A Speech By The Rev Terry Paisley

How true are the words of Holy Scripture, except for the bits against gays cos we love them and fight the homophobic gays with all our might 'We know not what a day may bring forth.'

If anyone had told me that I would be standing here today out of control of Renfrewshire, I would have been totally unbelieving.

I am here by the vote of the majority of the electorate of our beloved Region.

"During the past few days I have listened to many very well placed people from outside Renfrewshire seeking to emphasise the contribution they claim to have made in bringing it about.

However, the real truth of the matter is rather different. If those same people had only done the decent thing and let the Labour Party rule without their interference and insistence upon their way and their way alone, this terrible day could have been avoided.

I remember well the night of the traitor Hogg leaving us, I was so mad I should have been arrested and locked up on the orders of Fidel Castro-that beacon of hope to all in the glorious Labour Party.

It was only after our lord, our hero, nay our master Terry got tough that the NAZI Standards Commission intervened that it all went really wrong. I was kicked and cursed by non-Labour supporters -those vile dogs that do not understand our divine right to rule. But that was yesterday, this is today, and tomorrow is tomorrow.

Today having been stabbed in the back by a disloyal electorate who possessed by eveil shun LABOUR AND OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO RULE, we are cast upon the road - I emphasise cast - which will take us to living hell in Renfrewshire.

I have not changed my SOCIALISM, the SOCIALISM of Renfrewshire within the United Kingdom, which I believe is today in more peril than than ever.

We are making this declaration, we are all aiming to build a Renfrewshire in which all can live together under LABOUR ONCE AGAIN, the anti-Labour scum being beneath us, under martial law and equally subject to the whims of LABOUR the divine ruling class of RENFREWSHIRE AND THE WORLD!!!!!!

I welcome the fight the scum have started with their electoral disobedience!. FOR THAT IS THE ROCK THAT LABOUR WILL SHARPEN IT'S MIGHTY CLAWS ON AND BEWARE ANY MAN WOMAN OR CHILD THAT DISOBEYS!!!!!

Today we salute Terry Kelly and - the innocent victims, that gallant Labour band, members of the Labour party, strong in their allegiance to Terry Kelly, male and female, children and adults, all innocent victims of the terrible election and dishonest SNP LIB DEM deal.

In the shadows of the evenings and in the sunrise of the mornings we hail their gallantry and heroism. It cannot and will not be erased from our memories.

Nor can we forget those who continue to bear the scars of suffering under a non-Labour regime and whose bodies have been robbed of sight, robbed of hearing, robbed of limbs by Alex Salmond and his band of evil doers.

Yes, and we must all shed the silent and bitter tear for those whose loved one's bodies have not yet been returned.

Let me read to you the words of our hero Terry Kelly who's daughter fell in the struggle:

'Rayleen! Rayleen! My fists and wit will avenge you, My rage like mountains, only angrier and mobile, My cosh will belt Jim Sharkey TO BITS, Socialism so little changed since time begun, I gave you birth. Rayleen! Rayleen!

Though battle-scarred and weary I abide. When you speak of history, say Terry with pride. I am a Socialist.'

In politics, as in life, it is a truism that no-one can ever have one hundred percent of what they desire except under LABOUR!!!!!!!

They must make a pro- LABOUR verdict whether they believe in it or not . Unlike at any other time I believe we are now able to regroup and slaughter the vile dogs that doubt us-the true KINGS OF RENFREWSHIRE.

Killing support for all the anti-LABOUR SCUM has been a critical test that today has faced a set back. Victory must be pledged in word and deed.

I have sensed a great sigh of relief amongst all the SCUM who want LABOUR to be replaced with another part. THEY WILL NEVER WIN AND WE WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!!!

The great king Terry said, 'To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven. A time to be born and a time to die. A time to plant and a time to pluck up that which is planted. A time to kill and a time to heal. A time to break down and a time to build up. A time to get and a time to lose. A time to keep and a time to cast away. A time to love and a time to hate. A time of war and a time of peace.'

I believe that Renfrewshire has come to a time of war, a time when dissent will no longer be tolerated by THE ALL POWERFUL LABOUR PARTY.

How good it will be to be part of a slaughter of the incorrect in Renfrewshire.

Today we have begun to plan and we await the opportunity to kill our enemies.

My message to this scum is clear NO SURRENDER!

Take heed

BAND OF TRAITORS

SICK RIGHT WING DEVIL!

REALLY REALLY SICK RIGHT WING SATAN LOVING INCORRECT DEVIL WHO DARE TO DEBATE OUR LORD TERRY!!!

HOMPHOBIC GAY SNP ENEMY WHO MUST BE CRUSHED

SATANS TESTICLES ARE CHOKING THE THROAT OF RENFREWSHIRE

CURSED READER OF NON-SOCIALIST BOOKS

EXPLOITER OF HANICAPPED BABIES AND CANNIBAL

POTTY MOUTHED HATER OF LABOUR AND ARMED LUNATIC RAYLEEN HAS CONSULTED SICOLGISTS SHE WE KNOW!!!!!!!

EVIL ANTI LABOUR DEVIL KEEPS SINDY DOLLS IN A KENNEL THEN THROWS THEM AT DEREK HATTON AND PENSIONERS.














Message to the SNP!

Sheepshagging bastards!
You're only sheepshagging bastards!
Sheepshagging bastards!
You're only sheepshagging bastards!

especially to this kiddy on poof-he fucks girls when we're not looking
he fucks girls when we're not looking
hefucks girls when we're not looking
early in the morning

Hello, Hello


Hello, hello, we are the Terry Boys
Hello, hello, you'll know us by our noise
We're up to our necks in right-wing blood
Surrender or you'll die
'Cos we are the Terry Kelly Boys.