TORIES LIE DOWN

We�ll fight to the last in
the honest old cause
And guard our Party, our
freedom and laws.
We'll fight for our Party, our
Terry and this town,
And make all the traitors and
tories lie down.

NO SURRENDER!
FUCK THE GNATS!

Our Fallen Martyr Rayleen Kelly

Rayleen Kelly- Stabbed in the back by 'hoggist' traitor Jim Sharkey and the Renfrewshire voters.

WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE.
WE SAY NO SURRENDER
TO ANTI LABOUR VOTES
SHARKEY IS NO LABOUR MAN
WE WILL EXPOSE HIM FOR THE
TRAITOR HE IS THROUGH OUR
WORK IN THE NEWLY FORMED
KELLY LOYALIST VOLUNTEER FORCE.

THE DRAWERS- FUCK THE GNATS!

For its here I am a Labour man, just come across the sea
For singing and for dancing, I hope that I'll please thee,
I can sing or dance with any man
As I did in days of yore
And its in the morn I long to wear the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS

Chorus

They're old but they are beautiful. They're colours they are fine
They was worn by Terry, Rayleen, and the Lads
Our Terry wore them as a youth in the bygone days of yore
And its in the morn I long to wear, the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS!

For it's now I'm going to leave you, good luck to you I'll say
And when I'm on the ocean deep, I hope for me you'll pray
I'm going to my native land, to a place they call Labour
Where in the morn I long to wear the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS!

Chorus

Whenever I come back again my brethren here to see
I hope to find old Labour style, they will always welcome me
My favourite tune's "Tony's Theme", but to please me more and more
And make my Labour heart full glad with the drawers that Terry wore.

FUCK THE GNATS!

Chorus

News Just In- NO SURRENDER!

A major security operation was being mounted at Renfrewshire City Council today to ensure no repeat of the violence of previous years when the Labour group clashed with the will of the electorate.

Labour members from all over Scotland were arriving at the council this morning and attempting to march back into control of Renfrewshire - despite a nationalist and lib dem coalition taking control of the council.

However, they were due to find their way blocked, the other parties believe in some sort of democracy and following votes by members of the public, Labour have been cast out of office.

Large numbers of troops with heavy equipment worked throughout yesterday to make sure any attempt by Labour Party members to reach the flash point of the council chamber was blocked.

The heavy barrier traditionally used to block the road below the council was in place early today.

Fences of razor wire also stretched across the fields to ensure Terry Kelly couldn't get around the main steel barriers.


Police have vowed to provide as low key a presence while the Renfrewshire Labour group struggle to understand what has happened. Initially supportive of democracy, when they thought the results would be as expected, the party has now launched an internal inquiry to establish just why the public have defied their orders.

Assistant Chief Constable Stephen White, in charge of the operation, said: “I intend to police this year’s event with as light a touch a possible, but if we have to stop people, we’ll do it in proportion to the numbers of people there and the threat which is posed, personally I'm shitting myself at the thought of the 'Barn Door Kellys' sitting on me. Last time round the Labour group used Rayleen as a battering ram, killing six officers in the process. As ever our thoughts are with their families at this terrible time”

An army spokesman said soldiers would also be maintaining a low-profile presence. However, he insisted more troops were stationed nearby if required to fend of the Kellys.

Violence has flared at the elections ever since the full implications of free elections became clear to the Renfrewshire Labour group. On election night trained negotiators were called to the home of Terry Kelly as he took to the roof screaming obscenities about First Minister Alex Salmond and his wife.

Terry Kelly has been banned from talking in the council chamber sinceMay 3rd 2007 because of the objections of his Labour colleagues who regard him as a liability, a move which has sparked Kellyist violence across Renfrewshire.

The authorities were criticised last year after scaled down security measures strained to cope with the wrath of Terry.

An army spokesman said the main barrier across the road today was smaller than that seen in earlier years, but harder to digest than the one which was eaten by Rayleen on election night.


Hopes were raised this year that an end to the Labour dictatorship may be in sight.

VOTE LABOUR!

NO SURRENDER!

Follow Follow We Will Follow Terry

Though The Streets Be Broad Or Narrow
Then Follow We Will, Follow We Will,Follow We Will
Though The Streets Be Broad Or Narrow
Then Follow We Will,
We Will Follow In The Footsteps Of Our Tel
(God Bless him!)

Follow Follow We Will Follow Labour
Everywhere, Anywhere We Will Follow On
Dundee, Hamilton, even up to Aberdeen
Should They Go To Dublin We Will Follow On
For There's Not A Party Like The Renfrew Labour
No Not One, And There Never Shall Be One

Cnats Know All About Their Troubles
We Will Fight Till The Day Is Done
For There's Not A Team Like The Renfrew Labour
No Not One, And There Never Shall Be One

Follow Follow We Will Follow Labour
Everywhere, Anywhere We Will Follow On
Dundee, Hamilton, even up to Aberdeen
Should They Go To Dublin We Will Follow On

They Hate Our Freedom

Slaughter them